Earth Log Entry #16: Getting Vertical
Chad and Sonny were on the basketball court at a local park on a Saturday afternoon, locked in during a competitive game of 2-on-2.
Chad dribbled at the top of the circle, breathing heavy, sweat soaking through his headband. “14–12. Us.”
Sonny moved effortlessly around the court. “I am open, at the left corner!” Sonny called.
Chad sent the ball over with a crisp pass.
Sonny caught it, set his feet, and released—perfect form.
Swish.
“Game!” Chad yelled, jogging over for a high five.
They shook hands with the other team and walked back to the bench.
Sonny took a long drink of water. “Who would have thought placing a leather sphere through an iron ring could be so enjoyable.”
He paused. His eyes widened. “…Chad.”
Chad stretched his hamstrings, not looking up. “Yeah?”
Sonny gestured over to the far end of the court. “That human appears to be…vertically enhanced.”
Chad glanced over. Then did a double take. “Oh. Wow. That’s Jellybean Johnson.”
Sonny blinked. “Jelly…bean?”
Chad took a sip of water. “Played for the U back in the day. Then overseas,” Chad said casually. “I heard he shows up here sometimes.”
Sonny stared. “What is his exact height?”
Chad put his water bottle down. “Seven foot. Maybe more.”
At that moment—
BOOM.
Jellybean slammed down a dunk, barely leaving the ground. The rim shook. The ball snapped through the net. A few people nearby cheered.
Sonny did not blink. “…Are we going to play him?”
Chad shrugged. “Yeah. Why not?”
Sonny turned slowly. “Chad, I am exactly 6 feet, 1 inch. You are exactly 5 feet, 10.23 inches.”
Chad sighed. “Thanks for calling attention to that.”
Sonny nodded gravely. “We will be reduced to cosmic dust by a man named Jellybean.”
Chad picked up his water bottle and took another drink. “Probably.”
Sonny pulled out his Earth Log device and began typing.
Humans vary greatly in height. Some reach extreme upper limits. A being known as Jellybean Johnson appears to occupy this category. Engagement is imminent. Outcome uncertain. Morale: steady.
Jellybean walked over, the basketball looking like a grapefruit in his hand. “Y’all runnin’ 2-on-2?”
Sonny looked up.
…then up more.
…then slightly stepped back to see Jellybean’s whole face.
He turned to Chad. Then back to Jellybean. “It will be a noble battle.”