Sonny and Chad sat in the booth waiting for their food.
Sonny was vibrating with excitement. “I have ordered optimally for muscle growth, Chad.”
Chad nodded. “Nice.”
A burger. Extra patty. Side of fries. Cheese curds. Dessert. Two waters.
Chad ordered a sandwich and a beer.
The food arrived and Sonny went to work like a construction crew demolishing a building.
Ten minutes later, nothing remained but crumbs and satisfaction.
Sonny leaned back. “That was outstanding. I feel prepared to lift a vehicle.”
The waitress dropped the check.
Chad picked it up. Paused. “…huh.”
Sonny tilted his head. “Is there an issue?”
Chad turned the check around.
$93.47
Sonny blinked.
“Chad.”
“Yeah.” Chad reached for his wallet.
“This paper says we have purchased an entire week of groceries.”
Chad shrugged. “Yeah, restaurants are kinda pricey now.”
Sonny pointed. “What is this ‘side of fries’ charge? The fries did not accompany the burger?”
“Nope.”
“And this ‘credit card surcharge’…they are charging us…for paying them?”
“Yep.”
“And we must also give them additional money because they carried the food ten feet to this table?”
“Uh huh.”
Sonny stared at the check like it had insulted his family.
“So the process is this,” Sonny said slowly. “They source and cook the food for less than we pay. We pay extra for parts of the food. We pay extra for using money. We pay extra for them to walk it to us. And then we leave.”
Chad nodded. “Pretty much.”
Sonny leaned back.
“Chad…this establishment is a scam.”
Chad laughed. “You still wanna come back?”
Sonny thought for a long time.
“…only if we are celebrating something very important. Like surviving a small war.”
Sonny took out his Earth Log device and began typing.
The cost of food varies wildly on Earth. It appears I have located the upper limit. Chad does not seem fazed by this. I will be returning to ALDI immediately.