Earth Log Entry #15: The Territorial Instinct
Sonny sat at the kitchen table staring at his phone. Vanessa had just sent a message.
He read it again slowly. “…Chad.”
Chad looked over. “Yeah?”
“Vanessa says a male human she attended middle school with has asked her to go get lunch.”
Chad nodded. “Okay.”
Sonny blinked. “…okay?”
Chad answered frankly. “Yeah. Old friend catching up.”
Sonny frowned. “Chad.”
Chad flipped the channel on the TV. “Yeah.”
“Why would a human male invite another male’s romantic partner to consume food privately?”
Chad didn’t look away from the TV. “Because they’re old friends.”
Sonny sat forward on the couch. “I do not believe that is the full explanation.”
Chad flipped the channel again. “What explanation do you think it is?”
Sonny sat back. “It is one-on-one time with another male.”
“Sure.” Chad said.
Sonny continued. “Private conversation increases emotional bonding.”
Chad shrugged. “Sometimes.”
“Therefore, objectively, this situation has the potential for romantic escalation.”
Chad sat forward and looked over at Sonny. “Dude, not every interaction between men and women is a mating ritual. And it’s Firecracker…she’s going to have lots of male friends. It doesn’t mean she’s interested in them romantically.”
Sonny stared at his phone. “Your words ring hollow in the face of territorial instinct.”
Chad continued. “I get it, dude. But she’s not going to put one over on you. I mean, she told you about it.”
Sonny sighed. “Yes. You are correct. She is certainly rooted in truth.”
Chad sat back. “There you go.”
Sonny put his phone on the coffee table. “I still feel my territory is being infringed upon.”
Chad shrugged. “Welcome to being human.”
Sonny smirked. “Yeah. Human.”
Sonny took out his Earth Log device and began typing.
Earth romantic relationships are incredibly complex and nuanced. They also invoke a human-like territorial instinct I’ve not felt before. It is unpleasant. Being single was much simpler.