The War on Lint

The War on Lint

From the Brickyard | Subject: I show no mercy when it comes to lint —— Yes, I’m fighting weakness. But I’m also in an all-out battle with lint. That’s right. You ever see a grown man pause his pre-workout ritual to attack a hoodie with a lint roller like it owed him money? If you … Read more

Reno Is Farther West Than Los Angeles (No, Seriously)

Bet you didn’t see that one coming. But it’s true—Reno, Nevada is actually farther west than Los Angeles, California. Wild, right? Most people would swear the opposite. LA’s on the coast, after all. Reno’s buried in the high desert. But that’s where your mental map plays tricks on you. Blame the weird curves of the … Read more

Don’t Be That Guy at the Gym: The Camper and the Flitterer

Don’t Be That Guy at the Gym: The Camper and the Flitterer

From the Brickyard | Subject: A funny observation from the trenches —— The gym is a jungle—and every jungle’s got its wildlife. Two of the most interesting species I’ve seen? The Camper and the Flitterer. You’ve probably spotted them before…you just didn’t have names. Well, now you do. The Camper The Camper is a guy … Read more

Going Bald? Just Shave It Off, Stud

From the Brickyard | Subject: Shave off those locks and own it —— You start noticing a little extra hair in the sink. The corners of your hairline begin their slow retreat. One day, you see it in the mirror—your dome’s going bare. Relax, brother. You’re not broken. You’re becoming part of a proud lineage … Read more

Jupiter Gains: The Gravity of Growth

Jupiter Gains: The Gravity of Growth

From the Brickyard | Subject: You don’t have to leave Earth to level up —— Ever wonder what you’d weigh on Jupiter? Probably not. But I did. At 200 lbs on Earth, I’d clock in at a crushing 528 pounds on Jupiter. That’s like wearing a 328-lb weighted vest 24/7. Walking? Brutal leg day. Getting … Read more

Ranking All Three BTTF Movies (and Why Part I Is Close to Perfection)

BTTF Fan Art

From the Brickyard | Subject: A gigantic fan ranks the time-travel trilogy —— I’m a gigantic BTTF fan. Always have been. Always will be. All three movies bring something to the table, but like anything worth ranking—some rise above the rest. So here’s my totally correct (and maybe controversial) fan ranking of the legendary time-travel trilogy. … Read more

I Ditched My Smart Watch for a Simpler, Less Techy Casio

From the Brickyard | Subject: Go old school cool and cut the digital leash —— Sometimes, you just gotta say “screw this” to all the tech crap and go simple. No tracking, no apps, no invisible judge on your wrist telling you you’re lazy. So I ditched my fancy smartwatch and grabbed a Casio W219H … Read more